WHY DID YOU KILL HER? ;)

This is neither a poem nor a story 
Its just a favour I need from you. 
My girl is returning to town after a long time 
And I want to make this day special for her. 


Its been 5 years 
I haven't had a glimpse of her 
Her pouting selfies and non-stop chatter 
Kept on making my lifetime longer 


She is returning, 
and I will return all what I got 
Please my friend just help me today 
As I wanna make this day special for her 


I have planned on proposing, 
But wouldn't it be too soon, 
Should I start with a soft kiss rasping her lips? 
I hope not to appear a goon. 


Lets start with a cup of coffee, 
A chit chat will follow it. 
Proposal will be at the end 
And I am sure you will help me. 




















Welcome to my kitchen.
Hello there! I am just cleaning my coffee machine.
What do you think about my beautiful silver utensils.
They would be making the day special for her.



What are you waiting for? 
Go do the dishes. 
I am going to buy coffee sachets. 
She will get everything she wishes. 


I have brought coffee and sugar. 
I hope you are done with the cups 
Every sip will express my emotions 
This coffee will make the day special for her 

I have prepared the coffee paste.
You keep on stirring the milk?
Now carefully tear the sugar sachet
And sprinkle it but just a pinch. 


OMG! She's here, 
Run and hide yourself in the closet 
Fix your eye in that tiny hole and see
Me making the day special for her. 


Come on sweetie, settle yourself 
Surprises are coming your way 
Have this coffee, I made it myself 
And it contains every bit of feelings I had. 


I see you are listening very carefully, 
Get inside I am feeling shy now
The next lines will shoutout all my emotions 
And not a single word she will decline. 


As she took the sip of the coffee, she smiled 
Oh my Baby! I missed you so much, 
I cried as i mumbled these lines. 
But I know you didn't missed me a bit 
Because you had your great times. 


I had heard your every single convo,
With the one who were cheating me. 
Every word struck like a bullet to my brain 
I promised to take vengeance. 


But why take so much of a load, 
When I could directly send your to hell.


Push your eye in that peephole
And see her dropping down on the floor.  
She cheated me for 5 long years 
And this day was finally made special for her 


Wait, its not over yet, the cops are here. 
They are saying the coffee has been poisoned 
They found a sachet that had the cyanide.
OMG my friend, they found your prints. 


I know in this story I was the intriguer, 
But what you put in the coffee, was it really sugar?